May 9, 2009
What happens when the Swine Virus breeds with the Avian Flu?
Pigs Fly, of course. Welcome to the end of time. I’m off to collect a few debts.
This latest data point is the most recent in a string of bizarre crimes that I have been tracking in my capacity as a double agent (in the Kierkegaardian sense).
Consider these events from last year’s news:
- The Aqua Teen Hunger Force Mooninite Bomb Scare in Boston
- The Rat poison in the Cat and Dog Food triggering an FDA recall (it only affected wet food)
- And, the E-Coli in the Spinach resulting in CNN journalists looking directly into the camera and instructing kids not to eat their green leafy vegetables.
Given everything I know about reality, there is only one man who is sinister and brilliant enough to execute this sequence of terrorist punchlines…
Good riddance to the age of Biblical Myth. Welcome to the Age of Marvel and DC.
Now, if only I could figure out which organization this intentionality emerged from.